Dog First Aid
By Robert Ellison. Updated on
After decades of ethnographic and quantitative research into the medical skills of Canis lupis familiaris I can finally publish a detailed guide to canine medical lore:
- Lick it.
- If, for any reason, step 1 fails to work eat grass until you throw up.
Universities wishing to bestow an honorary DVM should contact me.
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